im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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