Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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