I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him