i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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