Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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