I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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