ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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