you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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