And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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