is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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