we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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