? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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