is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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