kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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