Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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