420 ftw
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I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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