i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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