So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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