Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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