You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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