Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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