Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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