how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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