the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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