i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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