Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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