do herpes really smell.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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