I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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