from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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