I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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