3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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