And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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