Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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