So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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