sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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