why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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