Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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