I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She's the barista slut.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
