wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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