How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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