it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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