I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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