Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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