I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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