Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
