i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
