he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help