We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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