plz talk dirty to me
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry