Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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