Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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