He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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