But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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