Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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