This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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