On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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