haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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